Holy Snail

WOW.

Freaking insane dude. My fish died sometime ago, and then for the past couple days, my big snail, Jack, has been just like a rock. Not poking his head out or anything. All I've been seeing was his shell. I thought he died. I teared up a bit. Jack was one cool snail. I know that at least one of my minisnails died, because I saw the clear empty shell. It's either Gary or Poop, RIP whoever it was.

For DAYS, I swear he has not moved. I checked on him many many many times. We all thought he was dead.

He got him from WalMart, so if you take back a dead snail, they'll give you another one. So my mom was thinking that next time she was going there, she'd bag him.

Then, WTF. My mom just called and told me he's still alive. I was like "Uh huh... you sure mom?" And she got all exasperated and was like "YES, HE IS CRAWLING UP THE SIDE OF THE TANK AS WE SPEAK!"

Wowowowowow, Jack lives on.